- Accepts Etsy gift cards
$115.45
Ever wanted Jason Statham on your table? Now’s your chance—but not in the way you expected.
This hand-turned hardwood vase is modeled (with loving detail and questionable ethics) after the manliest measurements of the legend himself. This isn’t just décor—it’s a lifestyle choice.
💥Nearly 22 cm (3.9 inches) of pure wooden confidence, proportioned to make Greek statues feel insecure. You’ll find yourself questioning if this is a vase… or a vertical love letter to raw masculinity. This piece is less “vase” and more “altar to testosterone.”
💪Crafted from 100% solid hardwood—because anything else would be deeply insulting.
🌿Designed to hold flowers, pens, incense sticks, or your deepest fantasies.
🎬Meticulously modeled after the legend himself.
👀So realistic, you may need to warn your guests. Or not.
Whether it's sitting proudly on your nightstand, your dining table, or front and center in your Zoom background, this piece says, “Yes, I have impeccable taste.”
🛑Side effects may include:
Involuntary smirking
Increased confidence in your décor choices
People asking, "Is that... Jason Statham’s...?"
The need to clarify, “It’s a vase, Brenda.”
Dimensions:
Diameter: 10 cm (3.9 inches)
Height: 22 cm (3.9 inches)
Weight: 0.8 kg
Care Instructions:
- Hand wash with a soft, damp cloth and dry immediately
- Apply a thin layer of food-safe oil as needed to maintain the finish
- Avoid soaking or submerging in water
- Keep away from direct sunlight for prolonged periods to preserve the natural wood
- Not dishwasher- or microwave-safe
Each vase is handcrafted in my Czech Republic workshop, where traditional techniques meet modern design to create timeless, hand-finished wooden pieces. Whether you're looking for a rustic home decor piece or a natural vase for fresh or dried flowers, this handmade wood vase will add warmth and beauty to any room.
👉Order yours today and bring the perfect fusion of wood and color into your home!
http://www.neshika.cz